Reggithetubaman Quotes

[moonrain]

I'd like to say that this a a collection of quotes from my friend Reggithetubaman.

"Fluba- the combination of the dainty flute and the mighty tuba.
I, saddly, once played the flute. Then I saw the light, didn't like it, and switched to the dark side, I now play tuba."

"Pain is much more enjoyable when you are not the one experiencing it."

"Steps To World Domination:
1. Realise that time travel is impossible.
2. Realise that all objectives must take place in the present and/or future.
3. Begin world domination.
4. Enjoy."

"I may be crazy, but you're still just jealous."
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"TOP 3 REASONS WHY INSANIY IS AWSOME:
1. You're never alone. you can make up all the friends you want.
2. It's always easy to find someone to talk to. Inanimate objects are great listeners.
3. You don't need to try at all. People have low expectations of you.
4. You're never homeless. Insane asylums are warm and give you free food.
5. Fun times are easy to find. Pretend to be insane and see how many funny looks people give you on the steet.
6. People are nicer when it's "not your fault, you're just crazy."
7. You can get away with anything just by pleading insanity.
8. Clothes aways fit. Straight jakets are one size fits all."
9. Life is more fun when as far as you can tell its all just a very excentric merage.
10. Counting is useless. what is the difference between3 and10 anyway?

[moonrain]

Conversation between me and him! Note: I'm WindClan warrior.

Reggithetubaman (8:31:13 PM): you get ANOTHER cookie
WindClan warrior (8:31:22 PM): YAY COOKIE.....brb
WindClan warrior (8:32:06 PM): back
Reggithetubaman (8:32:19 PM): did you acually get a cookie
WindClan warrior (8:32:28 PM): ...yes....
Reggithetubaman (8:32:33 PM): wow
Reggithetubaman (8:32:50 PM): by monday you are gonna be FAT because of me
LATER
WindClan warrior (8:35:59 PM): brb
Reggithetubaman (8:36:07 PM): cookie break?
WindClan warrior (8:36:36 PM): no getting quotes
WindClan warrior (8:36:47 PM): i was quoting a videogame
Reggithetubaman (8:36:49 PM): from cookies
Reggithetubaman (8:36:55 PM): about cookies
WindClan warrior (8:36:59 PM): no
WindClan warrior (8:37:09 PM): what do u think im obsessed with cookies
Reggithetubaman (8:37:33 PM): yeah
EVEN MORE LATER
Reggithetubaman (9:16:08 PM): good
Reggithetubaman (9:16:15 PM): go get another cookie
Reggithetubaman (9:16:22 PM): and bring one for me
WindClan warrior (9:16:35 PM): YAY!....brb...
Reggithetubaman (9:27:53 PM): you are god i am SUPREME GOD OF ALL LOW BASS. FEAR ME, MORTALS!
Reggithetubaman (9:31:08 PM): you are from this point forward the supreme god of
WindClan warrior (9:31:13 PM): YAY!

A typical IM conversation between me and him:
me:
him: ;D
me: ^.^ ^.^
him: ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
me:

do you get the idea? Trust me it continues for about 10 more minutes.

Him: you have a brain?
me: I do?
him: I now pronouce you husband and wife.
me:
him: you said I do. now your married.
me: I'M NOT MARRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (this continued for a while. I don't want to put it all in. Anyways it bugs me)

I have this fake "to kill" list (it's called bordom in Science class) and he adds Fruit Loops and Cheerios to the list and say "Now your a cereal killer"

MORE TO COME!...Once he says them

[Snowfur]

Lol! I think that's funny.

[| s.t.o.r.m.y x Moss |]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Lol, that's hilarious!

[moonrain]

HERE'S MORE...I think I almost have quoted his entire fanfiction.net profile.

"The perfect band has the same ingredients as the perfect pie: disipline and excelence in both the parts and the maker"

"There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't"

(his comment on me quoting him here)
Haberkids (3:03:24 PM): i'm famous
Haberkids (3:03:26 PM): ;D

Hello, World.
I like pie and pi if you have a problem with that I don't want to hear it.
Thank you, have a caffinated day.

You are all doomed to failure.
Enjoy.

Chicken is for Nuggets
Pigs are food not friends
NUKE THE WHALES!

The grass is always greener on the other bands football field.

[HRH The King XIX]

LOL! Reggi is extatically hillarious!

[moonrain]

I put them up as I see/hear them...and since I was just talking to him (unless his brother used his screen name. This is just confusing me. It seemed like him to me) that means more!

WindClan warrior (7:22:06 PM): what does all japanese words sound edible to you?
Haberkids (7:22:17 PM): well
Haberkids (7:22:21 PM): pretty much

Haberkids (7:29:47 PM): i never knew a language could be edible

Haberkids (8:03:53 PM): i am awsome
WindClan warrior (8:04:03 PM): :-P
WindClan warrior (8:04:15 PM): hi awesome!
WindClan warrior (8:04:22 PM): when'd u change ur name?
WindClan warrior (8:04:29 PM): :-P
Haberkids (8:04:37 PM): sorry awsome isnt my name
Haberkids (8:04:41 PM): nobody is
WindClan warrior (8:04:52 PM): and nobody is perfect right?
Haberkids (8:04:58 PM): yup
WindClan warrior (8:05:02 PM): new it
Haberkids (8:05:16 PM): i knew you did
Haberkids (8:05:23 PM): nobody knows everything
WindClan warrior (8:05:34 PM): theres that to
WindClan warrior (8:05:48 PM): so do u think i need help badly with tuba if u no everything
Haberkids (8:06:49 PM): i would like a second opinion
WindClan warrior (8:07:00 PM): from (insert our band director here)
WindClan warrior (8:07:04 PM): right?
Haberkids (8:07:05 PM): no
Haberkids (8:07:18 PM): from the cieling of the band room
WindClan warrior (8:07:31 PM): o tell me what it says!
Haberkids (8:07:39 PM): okay
Haberkids (8:07:55 PM): it says the view is great

Haberkids (8:13:42 PM): gtgttc
WindClan warrior (8:14:00 PM): ttc?
Haberkids (8:14:11 PM): got to go talk to cielings

[HRH The King XIX]

lol again....not quite as funny as the last

[moonrain]

It can't always be the funniest thing in the world.

[HRH The King XIX]

I was just making a comment, why you so annoyed anyway?

[moonrain]

The Inuyasha, Inuy-ashu thing. I read this right after I complained about it in poll. (It's Inuyasha) Also seeing as before I read it I had a major headache it didn't really help.

[HRH The King XIX]

So? Its no reason to get mad/annoyed/giving you a headache!

[moonrain]

Hey I'm not the most sane person when it comes to my obsessions. Also when it comes to them I'm more of action now think of consequences later. Sorry!

[HRH The King XIX]

LOL!

[Sharplily]

I totally agree with insanity
being as I am insane and posting this is useless because you're all just figments of my imagination

There are 3 types of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't

my dad says that all the time when I'm talking about some of my teachers

[moonrain]

Ha Ha funny! This is one of my fav. quotes of me: "The person you are speaking to is a figment of your imagination. Please hang up and don't call back" Originally it was something from Digimon but I changed it around a bit!

[moonrain]

Hey I actually have more quotes now. Great isn't it? Might not be too too funny.
Note some of this takes place awhile ago so ignore the date references.

windclanwarrior (8:30:32 PM): ^.^;
Reggithetubaman(8:30:55 PM): >_<
windclanwarrior (8:32:10 PM): ^.^ v.v
Reggithetubaman(8:32:25 PM): <_>
windclanwarrior (8:32:34 PM): <.<
windclanwarrior (8:32:37 PM): >.>
windclanwarrior (8:32:49 PM): ^.^
windclanwarrior (8:32:51 PM): v.v
Reggithetubaman(8:33:03 PM): 0_o
windclanwarrior (8:33:17 PM):
windclanwarrior (8:33:24 PM): @_@
Reggithetubaman(8:33:50 PM): okay
Reggithetubaman(8:33:56 PM): its time to stop
windclanwarrior (8:34:09 PM): k
Reggithetubaman(8:34:54 PM): yesturday was pie day
windclanwarrior (8:35:15 PM): it was?
Reggithetubaman(8:35:27 PM): 3,14
windclanwarrior (8:35:46 PM): oh yea it was also white day yesterday
windclanwarrior (8:35:50 PM): 10/5 internation tuba day...i think
Reggithetubaman(8:36:00 PM): 10/4
windclanwarrior (8:36:18 PM): oh i was close
Reggithetubaman(8:36:35 PM): not really
Reggithetubaman(8:36:42 PM): you were a day late
windclanwarrior (8:36:56 PM): ^.^;
windclanwarrior (8:37:00 PM): ops
Reggithetubaman(8:37:16 PM): ;D
windclanwarrior (8:37:32 PM):
windclanwarrior (8:37:36 PM): ^.^;
Reggithetubaman(8:37:50 PM): ;D
windclanwarrior (8:38:22 PM): ^.^;


windclanwarrior (3:42:33 PM): somehow it doesnt surprise me
Reggithetubaman(3:43:08 PM): what is the infamous ''I T'' any way
Reggithetubaman(3:46:49 PM): confused?
windclanwarrior (3:46:53 PM): always
Reggithetubaman(3:47:21 PM): at least youre consitent
windclanwarrior (3:47:25 PM): uh huh
Reggithetubaman(3:47:33 PM): always stupid
windclanwarrior (3:47:39 PM): YUP!
windclanwarrior (3:47:52 PM): thanks for noticing
Reggithetubaman(3:48:11 PM): anytime
windclanwarrior (3:48:17 PM):
Reggithetubaman(3:48:38 PM): ;D
windclanwarrior (3:48:50 PM): ^.^
Reggithetubaman(3:49:00 PM): >.<
windclanwarrior (3:49:08 PM): ^.^*
Reggithetubaman(3:49:26 PM): V.V;
windclanwarrior (3:49:36 PM): >.<*
Reggithetubaman(3:49:44 PM): you are depressing
windclanwarrior (3:49:56 PM): ?

windclanwarrior (4:02:57 PM): dont ask me i cant draw
Reggithetubaman(4:03:25 PM): but can you think of other ideas
windclanwarrior (4:03:35 PM): ummm...................
windclanwarrior (4:04:12 PM): a rubber chicken? thinking isnt my strong point
Reggithetubaman(4:04:50 PM): true
Reggithetubaman(4:04:58 PM): i should ask someone else

windclanwarrior (4:14:10 PM): im not married
Reggithetubaman(4:14:17 PM): ^.^
windclanwarrior (4:14:24 PM): v.v;
Reggithetubaman(4:14:35 PM): do you hate me yet
windclanwarrior (4:14:37 PM): >.<*
Reggithetubaman(4:15:06 PM): thats a yes
windclanwarrior (4:15:17 PM): is it?
Reggithetubaman(4:15:35 PM): sure

Reggithetubaman(4:47:29 PM): now do you hate me?
windclanwarrior (4:47:37 PM): ummmmm..........
windclanwarrior (4:47:46 PM): do i get a cookie if i say yes?
Reggithetubaman(4:47:58 PM): no
Reggithetubaman(4:48:09 PM): you get cookie if you say no
windclanwarrior (4:48:12 PM): no
Reggithetubaman(4:48:16 PM): get a cookie
windclanwarrior (4:48:19 PM): YAY brb (I actually do go get a cookie)
Reggithetubaman(4:48:33 PM): you need help
windclanwarrior (4:49:15 PM): i no
Reggithetubaman(4:49:44 PM): badly
windclanwarrior (4:49:50 PM): uh huh
Reggithetubaman(4:50:05 PM): ;D
Reggithetubaman(4:50:13 PM):
windclanwarrior (5:01:04 PM):
Reggithetubaman(5:01:22 PM): ;D
Reggithetubaman(5:01:30 PM): >.<
windclanwarrior (5:09:25 PM):
Reggithetubaman(5:10:01 PM): ;D
windclanwarrior (5:10:08 PM): ^.^

Reggithetubaman(5:52:01 PM): ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Reggithetubaman(5:52:11 PM): hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reggithetubaman(5:52:21 PM): it buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurns
windclanwarrior (5:53:08 PM): i just realized now that you were actually saying something before
windclanwarrior (5:53:15 PM): im blind
Reggithetubaman(5:53:42 PM): chatiphobia
windclanwarrior (5:53:55 PM): enjoy
Reggithetubaman(5:54:25 PM): does that mean i can shave the heads of everyone in the school?
windclanwarrior (5:54:44 PM): idk can u?
windclanwarrior (5:54:46 PM):
windclanwarrior (5:56:59 PM): hmmm....what would happen if someone who was allergic to hair had to go to school
Reggithetubaman(5:57:28 PM): that would include your head, too
windclanwarrior (5:57:37 PM): i no
Reggithetubaman(5:57:47 PM): now wouldnt that be fun
windclanwarrior (5:58:01 PM): but can you shave off everyones head
Reggithetubaman(5:59:39 PM): i can sure try
windclanwarrior (5:59:58 PM): enjoy
Reggithetubaman(6:00:17 PM): is it illegal?
windclanwarrior (6:00:34 PM): how would I know?
Reggithetubaman(6:01:15 PM): exparience?
windclanwarrior (6:01:22 PM):
Reggithetubaman(6:01:35 PM): don't tell me you havent tried
windclanwarrior (6:01:57 PM): ....ummmm....not that I know of
Reggithetubaman(6:02:03 PM): oh
Reggithetubaman(6:02:07 PM): nevermind then
windclanwarrior (6:02:11 PM): k