moonrain
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Say goodbye to my little enemy
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Post by moonrain on Mar 2, 2006 17:17:09 GMT -5
Idea not mine. Friend sent it to me in an email
DAY 783: I believe I finally managed to train one of my captors. She wakes up when I tell her to, which is usually when she's trying to sleep. I call her and she won't go back to sleep until I let her. She is under the impression that I am hungry and wish to be feed... How wrong she is.
DAY 797: I have studied the art my captors call hypnotism. Apparently I need one of them to stare at a swinging object for a long amount of time. One of my captors spends many moonrises watching a box of light and sound. She will do. I climbed on top of the box and started to swing my tail. Unfortunately, before it could work she picked me up and put me on the floor. Failed again.
DAY 809: Today my captors brought back some giant animals. They appear to be intelligent so I tried to enlist them to help in my plans to escape. Unfortunately, they are mouse-brained enough to let my captors ride on them. Need to come up with more plans.
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Post by HRH The King XIX on Mar 2, 2006 17:22:10 GMT -5
I've loved this from the first day I read it on www.fanfiction.net. Great job Moonpaw! Its a 100% no-doubt instant classic! Great plot, hilarious! Keep it coming! [shadow=green,left,300]'Cause its fun![/shadow]Yes sir! That millipede cat has writing talent! Note the reference to many legs of Moonpaw. :DO joy! Lemonstripe |
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Post by moonrain on Mar 6, 2006 15:55:02 GMT -5
Yes I am a millipede cat!  Here's the next chapter! DAY 823: I have finally been allowed to go outside. Unfortunately, I am imprisoned by a metal ring around my neck that shocks me if I got past the neighboring torture rooms. I climbed onto the neighboring torture rooms to survey if anyone can possible help me escape from this evil metal ring. All the help I could find was a fat and lazy kittypet that was extremely mouse-brained. DAY 832: I have discovered that one of my captors seems to have to write something. Probably it isto report on my behavior. I must stop this. I climbed up to her table and sat down right on it. Unfortunately my captors are stronger then I gave them credit for. Must find a way to weaken them. DAY 853: I have discovered that my captors are very concerned about about this thing called "munay." Apparently they spend this "munay" to feed me what they call "food". I shall use this to my advantage. I have pored all the food into the dog's food. He's so mouse-brained that he didn't even notice. The good news is that it has seemed to have worked...until one of them saw me giving the food to the dog. |
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moonrain
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Post by moonrain on Mar 6, 2006 15:56:14 GMT -5
And the one after that.
DAY 872: I have discovered that one of my captors wants to let me go but is hypnotized into not letting me go. Every night she puts on things around her ears and gazes off into space, sometimes repeating what they say. This must be the hypnotizing device. I thought about how to break it and decided to sit of it. When I tried…she picked me up and put me on the floor. Stupid Twoleg.
DAY 914: My captor seems to type messages to her superiors over something called a “computator.” I can use this to try to communicate with other trapped cats. Sadly as I was climbing onto the “skibard” I got pushed out of the way onto the couch.
DAY 931: Today I found a book one of my captors takes with her a lot when she leaves the prison of torture. I tore it up while she was gone. When my captor came back all she said was that I was a good kitty for ripping up Romeo and Juliet. Maybe I need to find another book to rip up.
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Post by HRH The King XIX on Mar 6, 2006 16:07:54 GMT -5
You're really packing in some delightful follies of that imprisoned warrior, new moderator!  [glow=yellow,7,400] Joy[/glow] Gee! There I go with the wild graphics again! |
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Post by Sunsetfur on Mar 19, 2006 21:22:45 GMT -5
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That is absolutely hilarious Moonrain! Love it! Write more!
Here are a couple suggestions...
a) name the trapped cat, his/her warrior name & kittypet name
b) make it discover the toilet and freezer!
;D Sunsetfur ;D
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Post by HRH The King XIX on Mar 20, 2006 11:59:15 GMT -5
[glow=navy,2,300][/glow]That is absolutely hilarious Moonrain! Love it! Write more! Here are a couple suggestions... a) name the trapped cat, his/her warrior name & kittypet name b) make it discover the toilet and freezer! ;D Sunsetfur ;D |
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Post by moonrain on Mar 20, 2006 14:57:24 GMT -5
[glow=navy,2,300][/glow]That is absolutely hilarious Moonrain! Love it! Write more! Here are a couple suggestions... a) name the trapped cat, his/her warrior name & kittypet name b) make it discover the toilet and freezer! ;D Sunsetfur ;D I like the B idea. I'll make up the kittypet name but the cat isn't any particular warrior. |
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Post by Sunsetfur on Apr 2, 2006 20:32:01 GMT -5
I didn't mean a ThunderClan warrior from the books...just a random Warriors name like Flamepelt or Treefur or Browntail or Riverfur or Silverpool...
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Post by Silverheart on Apr 4, 2006 0:18:53 GMT -5
Lol this is really funny!
I've read something similiar to this before, but it was called cat diary vs. dog diary.
The dog's diary was all optimistic like
"Oh boy! A walk my favorite!"
And the cat's diary was like
"Day 926 of being in captivity
Today I saw the bird in the cage talking to the master. He is obviously a spy."
lol
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Post by moonrain on Apr 4, 2006 16:38:02 GMT -5
nice
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Post by Emberwhisker on Apr 7, 2006 21:08:04 GMT -5
[glow=red,1,300]Haha that's great Moonrain! I definatley think you should add to it. No suggestions, i think its perfect the way it is.[/glow]
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Fear Mokona!
Here's the next chapter!
[glow=yellow,7,400]Joy[/glow]
