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Post by Ember on May 20, 2006 19:31:58 GMT -5
No. Why not though?
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Post by Silverpond on May 21, 2006 13:45:49 GMT -5
A: Because the car ran out of gas.
Q: To be or not to be?
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Post by moonrain on May 21, 2006 13:54:37 GMT -5
That is the question. Is the saxophone a woodwind or brass instrument? (This question along with an answer was in 1001 Dumbest things ever said)
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Post by Silverpond on May 21, 2006 16:24:52 GMT -5
(sigh...I was hoping for a better answer)
A: It is a brass woodwind.
Q: Why is the wind only in the willows?
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Post by moonrain on May 25, 2006 17:02:32 GMT -5
Because Mokona decreeded it so! (The answer from 1001 Dumbest things ever said said the answer was "Yes" ) WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BEAN SPROUT SO SMALL YOU WANT TO STEP ON HIM!?
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Post by Sunsetfur on May 26, 2006 16:57:02 GMT -5
Um...did I say that? Oh yeah, I knew I called [glow=yellow,2,300]someone [/glow]a bean plant a while ago...you want to know why?! BECAUSE I MEANT IT!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP (back to normal Sunsetfurish self)
Why is a floppy disk called a floppy disk if it can't even bend?
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Post by moonrain on May 27, 2006 16:21:42 GMT -5
Because it used to be able to bend then a disease hit and it got paralyzed.
How long will it takes me to die on Memorial Day cause I'm marching, carrying a tuba, and playing a tuba?
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Post by Sunsetfur on Jun 1, 2006 19:14:20 GMT -5
As soon as I stick an explosive in the tuba and it blows up the world, you shall die.
WHO ARE YOU AND WHY ARE YOU HERE?
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Post by Splashstream on Jun 3, 2006 17:08:29 GMT -5
I have no idea because I am currently suffering brain loss and amnesia. ;D
Why can't we think with our feet rather than our brains?
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Post by moonrain on Jun 4, 2006 11:21:24 GMT -5
DON'T YOU DARE BLOW UP MY TUBA!!!!!!!!!!! You can though. Didn't you see what happened to Dark Helmet in Spaceballs?
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Post by HRH The King XIX on Jun 4, 2006 18:08:02 GMT -5
A doofius Brrrr....brrrrr....cold foodius!
what is a penguin? who eats pizza and orange soda in a shake classified as in the latin dictionary of scientific names?
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Post by moonrain on Jun 5, 2006 14:35:55 GMT -5
epobbp. (The actual epobbp not me)
Where is epobbp? I've been missing him for years!
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Post by Sunsetfur on Jun 6, 2006 16:02:20 GMT -5
He's over there. *points to a dumpster with a giant pink snail sitting on it*
Why is this phrase (fa la la la la la la la la) so annoying?
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Post by moonrain on Jun 6, 2006 18:45:38 GMT -5
HE IS? DIE PINK SNAIL STAY AWAY FROM HIM! *goes and saves epobbp* Wait this isn't him Because it's too repetative and doesn't have to do with cats like that Meow Mix song. Why do I keep saying Happy 666 day to everyone? Happy 666 day!
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Post by Emberflame on Jun 10, 2006 17:38:55 GMT -5
The same reason that there are signs on the moon that say "FRESH PINEAPPLE FOR SALE !" What is a pencil? ______________________________________________________________________________
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Post by moonrain on Jun 11, 2006 19:00:11 GMT -5
happy torture.
is that an oxymoron?
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Post by CoralKit Silverpond on Jun 15, 2006 16:19:19 GMT -5
Potato.
Are you an oxy-moron?
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