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Post by Splashstream on May 5, 2006 17:50:52 GMT -5
Because they once rode a roller coaster and now they're permanently seasick. (random)
Why is math [glow=red,2,300]SOOOOOOOOOOOO[/glow] evil?
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Post by Featherpelt on May 5, 2006 17:53:47 GMT -5
Because they wanna kill you by shoving math down your throat
Why is my cat retarded?
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Post by | s.t.o.r.m.y x Moss | on May 5, 2006 19:08:29 GMT -5
Q: Because he wasn't there when they handed out the brains!
A: Why did whoever make homework make homework?
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Post by Redwhisker on May 6, 2006 6:05:03 GMT -5
A: Because they were bored and wanted to torture us.
Q: Why is the grass blue? (pretty obvious answer)
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Post by Sharplil lazy on May 6, 2006 8:59:01 GMT -5
((btw, the meaning of pie is everything, or 42)) A: Because you're color blind Q: Why do birds fly?
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Post by Sunsetfur on May 6, 2006 9:18:40 GMT -5
Because their tiny brains are incapeable of remembering to walk.
Why is the ocean salty?
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Post by moonrain on May 6, 2006 12:35:57 GMT -5
because people keep dropping salt in it.
Where is the feather?
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Post by | s.t.o.r.m.y x Moss | on May 6, 2006 14:16:59 GMT -5
A: The bird stole it and took it to his evil lab!
Q: Why is my rabbit so fat?
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Post by moonrain on May 8, 2006 18:26:49 GMT -5
(OOH! I better go look there! *Comes back with feather* THANKS! ) THe answer: Because the food your giving it is secretly coated with a fat-making potion! Question: "How could I make a man out of you?" (Yea it's from Mulan [FMA movie to that song ])
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Post by Polly on May 10, 2006 9:14:44 GMT -5
by eating blue berry moofins (yeesh moofins not muffins)
are you my mommy?
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Post by Sunsetfur on May 10, 2006 15:25:22 GMT -5
Answer: no, I'm not your mother, but that llama over there is *points to llama*
Question: which witch is which?
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Post by moonrain on May 10, 2006 18:19:40 GMT -5
that witch *points in 5 directions* is the pie witch and that one *points in 5 different directions* is the cake witch. If Peter piper picked a peck of pickled peppers then where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? (try saying that 5 times fast )
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Post by Emberwhisker on May 13, 2006 14:37:06 GMT -5
Peter Piper ate the peck of pickeld peppers that he picked, and it turns out they were jalapino peppers so he died because his mouth caught on fire. Why cant everyone get what they want in life?
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Post by | s.t.o.r.m.y x Moss | on May 13, 2006 15:05:16 GMT -5
A: Because the world doesn't work like that and people would succeed in world domination. Muahahahahahaha!
Q: Why can school never be burned down?
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Post by moonrain on May 13, 2006 16:37:33 GMT -5
Because the fire department wouldn't let it and we'd need to shut off all the fire alarms.
Any ideas on how?
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Post by That Silverpond Person on May 20, 2006 13:56:01 GMT -5
A: We train a pack of wild chimpanzees to pull the fire alarms then set them rampaging through the hallways
Q: Why do people ask stupid question
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Post by moonrain on May 20, 2006 18:31:16 GMT -5
Because they're entertaining (By the way thanks for posting something)
Can someone do figure eights in a car that's going back-wards with people in the car?
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